difference between men and women
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
toaster and the slice of bread
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
a genealogist and a gynecologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your f...
69 is now called 96
The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
Two nuns are painting an office
Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get...
wife gave him a handjob
His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.
during sex
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the...
a pushover in bed
His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.
a dildo
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her y...
nudist colony
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
a threesome
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my p...
panties with flowers
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Two men broke into a drugstore
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.