punctual from work
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex...
Two men broke into a drugstore
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
panties with flowers
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
a threesome
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my p...
a dildo
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her y...
nudist colony
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
during sex
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the...
A dick has a sad life
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
a penis and a Rubik's Cubes
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
addicted to masturbation
If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?
boyfriend went to bed naked
My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.
